LMAO - I'm personally getting the 'ette. Had leather seats (have 'em now actually) and it's a PITA keeping them clean + they'll probably fade & crack in 5 years no matter how anal retentative I am. I've seen some old BMW 'ette seats - still look good after 6+ years. Care & cleaning consists of the occasional damp cloth, car vac along with everything else inside and an Armour-All(R) wipe if you've got a minute between innings.
No brainer - and literally most people couldn't tell it wasn't leather even if you told them.